Well. Another year is ending and another beginning. It’s been a turbulent one, to say the least. But you can breathe a sigh of relief because now you’ve got the chance for another new beginning. Oh, wait. Not without another big fuck up. Your girl Alex has finally had enough of your shit. You’ve not exactly been grade-A boyfriend material over the past couple of months. I mean, you did cheat on her with three of her friends…simultaneously. Now she’s realizing that she should have seen through you. You were never going to change. But then again, hindsight is 20/20, right? That being said, Ms. Coal wants one more parting fuck. You may be ringing in the new year with an empty heart, but at least your balls will be empty too.